Archive for the category ‘Jokes’

Jul 11

Elusion

Possibly the biggest mistake you make in your life is to get great marks in your 10th standard board exams. In India, if you get great marks in 10th standard, you automatically study science. Mediocre marks means commerce, and terrible marks means arts. Never mind that you may be interested in Shakespeare. You got 90% […]

Dec 29

Weeweechu

Pedro and Rosita are gazing at the beautiful full moon. Extreme romance is in the air. Pedro turns to her and huskily says, “Hey mamacita, let’s do weeweechu…” “Oh no, not now, let’s look at this gorgeous moon!!”, says Rosita. “Oh c’mon baby, I love you soooooo much… let’s you and I do weeweechu, it’s […]

Mar 28

Funny Maths!

Have been reading a book called The Simpsons and their Mathematical Secrets. Turns out that many of the writers of Simpsons were mathematicians and they managed to sneak enough maths into the sitcom to fill up a university degree course! They have been secretly educating (or trying very hard to) TV audiences for years thru […]

Aug 22

4000 Years of Medicine

2000 BC: Here eat this root 1000 AD: That root is heathen. Here, say this Prayer… 1865 AD: That prayer is superstition. Here take this Potion. 1925 AD: That potion is snake oil. Here take this Pill. 1973 AD: That pill is ineffective. Here take this Antibiotic… 2012 AD: That anitbiotic is poison. Here eat […]

May 26

8 Lessons on Life from Cricket

What a ironical way to end the blogging silence than a post on Cricket 🙂   I was asked to write ‘Lessons on Life from cricket’ for the Speaking Tree. My first thought was that the only lesson that can be learned is ‘Life is precious, don’t waste your time, Do something worthwhile”. But I […]

Mar 3

Lipstick on the Mirrors

In a certain private  girls school in Brisbane was recently faced with  a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were  beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick  they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of  little lip […]

Oct 21

A.C. / D.C.

Came across this absolute Genius of an answer… Enjoy! Jai Gurudeva! love bawa

Sep 17

God’s 5 Jobs

Q. In a video Guruji says God has 5 Jobs 1)Creation 2)Maintenance 3)Dissolution 4)Blessing 5)Hiding HIDING!! Hiding??? A. Ya, so He cant be blamed by various indignant  species as He does the other 4! 🙂 Jai Gurudeva! love bawa

Aug 26

Some Fun

I came across these and couldn’t resist sharing them with you 🙂 Home is the place where you can scratch any place you itch. Don’t be so humble. You are not that great! Don’t pay any attention to the critics. Don’t even ignore them. Night watchmen in horror movies have a life expectancy of about […]

Jun 28

Silence

For 7 years, every week Guruji (Sri Sri Ravi Shankar) used to send out a page of Knowledge to be read out and discussed at the satsangs happening all over the world. He used to call it the Knowledge fax … This was before email became popular enough for everyone to use Every week we […]

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