Feb 9
Just couldn’t resist this one!
Jai Gurudeva!
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bawa
Archive for the category ‘Jokes’
Feb 1
This one is too nice to resist
A big thanks to Shivani from Melbourne who digs up the bestest and most obscure little pieces for all of us to read…
Jai Gurudeva!
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bawa
I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter.
She picked up something off of the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I [...]
Jan 18
Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel.
The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager, “Go up to the first two bedrooms and put [...]
Dec 21
The Middle Wife
Baljinder sent me this one, it was too good … for your reading pleasure, complete and unabridged!
Jai Gurudeva!
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bawa
By a Second Grade Teacher
I’ve been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second grade [...]
Nov 30
Swami and Rishi
Q> Whats the difference between a Swami and a Rishi?
A> A Rishi is a married Swami. A Swami has only a “mi”, a Rishi come with a “Shi”
Jai Gurudeva!
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bawa
Nov 26
Lawyers!
Sent by a Lawyer friend … Enjoy
Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips move
Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I. Q. of 50?
A: Your honour.
Q: When lawyers die, why are they buried in a hole [...]
Nov 4
Is your dad home?
A farmer got in his truck and drove to a neighbouring farm and knocked at the farmhouse door.
A young boy, about nine, opened the door.
“Is your Dad home”? the farmer asked.
“Sorry mate, he isn’t” the boy replied. “He went into town.”
“Well,” said the farmer, “Is your mum here”?
“No, sir, she’s not here either. She went [...]
