I came across these and couldn’t resist sharing them with you Home is the place where you can scratch any place you itch. Don’t be so humble. You are not that great! Don’t pay any attention to the critics. Don’t even ignore them. Night watchmen in horror movies have a life expectancy of about 12 [...]

For 7 years, every week Guruji (Sri Sri Ravi Shankar) used to send out a page of Knowledge to be read out and discussed at the satsangs happening all over the world. He used to call it the Knowledge fax … This was before email became popular enough for everyone to use Every week we [...]

i simply couldn’t resist this one … please listen to it Jai Gurudeva! love bawa

Just couldn’t resist this one! Jai Gurudeva! love bawa

This one is too nice to resist A big thanks to Shivani from Melbourne who digs up the bestest and most obscure little pieces for all of us to read… Jai Gurudeva! love bawa I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter. She picked up something off of the ground and started to put it [...]

Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel. The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager, “Go up to the first two bedrooms and put an [...]

Baljinder sent me this one, it was too good … for your reading pleasure, complete and unabridged! Jai Gurudeva! love bawa By a Second Grade Teacher I’ve been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second [...]

Q> Whats the difference between a Swami and a Rishi? A> A Rishi is a married Swami. A Swami has only a “mi”, a Rishi come with a “Shi” Jai Gurudeva! love bawa

Sent by a Lawyer friend … Enjoy Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A: His lips move Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I. Q. of 50? A: Your honour. Q: When lawyers die, why are they buried in a hole 24 feet deep? A: Because deep down, [...]

A farmer got in his truck and drove to a neighbouring farm and knocked at the farmhouse door. A young boy, about nine, opened the door. “Is your Dad home”? the farmer asked. “Sorry mate, he isn’t” the boy replied. “He went into town.” “Well,” said the farmer, “Is your mum here”? “No, sir, she’s [...]