Jai Gurudeva! love bawa

Naughty joke ahead … you have been warned A daughter takes her 85 year old father shopping at a big mall. After buying whatever they had come for (and some other things) both father and daughter decide to go and have a cup of coffee. While they are sipping their coffee, a teenage kid settles [...]

Am doing an Ayurveda detox … extreme yuckiness feeling right now … but have done it before so know i will feel wonderful by tomorrow … meanwhile here is a cool ad for telescopes See you all later … Jai Gurudeva! love bawa

Churchill was Prime Minister of Great Britain. He was also awarded the Nobel Prize for Literature. He has surely played pivotal roles in the various trials and tribulations of Britain… but i remember him for his superb sense of humour 3 incidents: He was asked to give an after dinner speech on sex. But was [...]

An Italian teenager enters the confessional. “Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.” The priest asks, “Is that you, little Joey Pagano?” “Yes, Father, it is.” “And who was the girl you were with?” “I can’t tell you, Father, I don’t want to ruin her reputation.” “Well, Joey, [...]

A young couple on their way to get married, met with a fatal accident and found themselves standing in line at the Pearly Gates. When they met St. Peter, they told him, that they wanted to get married before going into Heaven. He looked a bit harassed and said that it was the first time [...]

Got this mail from Suparna today… Its 7:30 in the morning. I switch on my laptop, type out ‘bawandinesh.name‘ put on a kettle to boil, and go out to feed the cats. I return 5 mins later and am greeted thus: mamma, what’s an orgasm? me: huh?! Urvi: Orgasm! orgasm! dont you know? me: huh! [...]

Pooja, a joke for you and all our lawyers and wanna be lawyers One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, “Why are you eating grass?” “We don’t [...]

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. 3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. 4. A [...]

Here is something shamelessly plagiarized from a newspaper Congress: Jai Ho! Shiv Sena: Kai ho? BJP: Bhay ho! (Check out the song on youtube, its priceless!) Third Front: Try ho… Sanjay Dutt: Sigh Ho… Varun Gandhi: Die ho!! Laloo Yadav: Ho Ho (also he he and ha ha) Arun Gawli: Bhai ho Jaswant Singh: Cry [...]