Archive for the category ‘Jokes’

Apr 27

Prank Call

i simply couldn’t resist this one … please listen to it Jai Gurudeva! love bawa

Feb 9

Delhi Power Cuts

Just couldn’t resist this one! πŸ™‚ Jai Gurudeva! love bawa

Feb 1

The Mum Test

This one is too nice to resist πŸ™‚ A big thanks to Shivani from Melbourne who digs up the bestest and most obscure little pieces for all of us to read… Jai Gurudeva! love bawa I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter. She picked up something off of the ground and started to put […]

Jan 18

Dirty Old men

Two old men decide they are close to their last days andΒ decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel. The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager,Β β€œGo up to the first two bedrooms and put an […]

Dec 21

The Middle Wife

Baljinder sent me this one, it was too good … for your reading pleasure, complete and unabridged! πŸ™‚ Jai Gurudeva! love bawa By a Second Grade Teacher I’ve been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own […]

Nov 30

Swami and Rishi

Q> Whats the difference between a Swami and a Rishi? A> A Rishi is a married Swami. A Swami has only a “mi”, a Rishi come with a “Shi” πŸ™‚ Jai Gurudeva! love bawa

Nov 26

Lawyers!

Sent by a Lawyer friend … Enjoy πŸ™‚ Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A: His lips move Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I. Q. of 50? A: Your honour. Q: When lawyers die, why are they buried in a hole 24 feet deep? A: Because deep […]

Nov 4

Is your dad home?

A farmer got in his truck and drove to a neighbouring farm and knocked at the farmhouse door. A young boy, about nine, opened the door. “Is your Dad home”? the farmer asked. “Sorry mate, he isn’t” the boy replied. “He went into town.” “Well,” said the farmer, “Is your mum here”? “No, sir, she’s […]

Oct 29

Weather Forecast

Jai Gurudeva! πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ love bawa

Oct 6

Peacock

Naughty joke ahead … you have been warned πŸ™‚ A daughter takes her 85 year old father shopping at a big mall. After buying whatever they had come for (and some other things) both father and daughter decide to go and have a cup of coffee. While they are sipping their coffee, a teenage kid […]

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