Archive for the category ‘Jokes’

Mar 25

Free Haircut!

I came across this on the net and thought it would make a really nice morning read enjoy… Jai Gurudeva! love bawa One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service [...]

Feb 14

Velantime Day

This one has been making rounds for some time now… but just in case some of you have not read it, here it is … i am sorry, i just couldn’t resist it! The Real History of Valentine’s Day! In spite of what you have been told by everyone, the truth is that Valentine’s Day [...]

Jan 28

Shimla Scenes

In an earlier post i had put a photo of some obscene plastic bags littering the pristine mountain side… though i have photos of that too, this post celebrates the beauty of Shimla… Enjoy From the Balcony of our Hotel Room… Could not get tired of just gazing and gazing at it… in the night, [...]

Jan 13

Funny Signs

I couldn’t resist putting these up… they all made me chuckle and one of them made me laugh out loud Enjoy… Jai Gurudeva! love bawa

Nov 7

Misc. Stuff :)

Last night a husband and wife were sitting in the living room, talking about life… In-between, they talked about the idea of living or dying. He said to her: ‘Dear, never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. If you see me in that state I [...]

Oct 24

State of Hell

I had this emailed to me a very long time ago… one of those extremely rare and fortuitous forwards and it’s an absolutely brilliant piece! I am pretty sure most of you will have read it too… however for the sake of posterity, i would like to include it here on this blog as one [...]

Oct 13

Arrested for Laughing! :)

This is from an actual trial in the UK : A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When She Noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her [...]

Oct 9

Just Passing Through…

An American tourist went to Cairo to visit the famous Polish rabbi Hafez Ayim. The tourist was surprised to see that the rabbi lived in a simple, book-lined room, in which the only pieces of furniture were a table and a bench. ‘Rabbi, where’s all your furniture?’ asked the tourist. ‘Why, where’s yours?’ retorted Hafez. [...]

Sep 16

They weren’t there!

An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly that made the world community smile. A representative from India began: ‘Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Rishi Kashyap of Kashmir, after whom Kashmir is named. When Rishi Kashyap struck a rock and it brought forth [...]

Sep 13

The Hermit

An absolute gem from Suparna! you can write to her sue195chat@yahoo.com and tell her to write more! Enjoy… Up in the hills of Nilgiri 2 miles up the winding lane Lived a mysterious hermit With a long flowing mane No one could guess his age for sure Indeed, no one even knew his name So [...]

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