Jan 18
Dirty Old men
Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel.
The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager, “Go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed, these two are so old and so drunk I am not wasting two of my girls on them… They won’t know the difference.”
The manager does as he is told and the two old men go upstairs and take care of their business.
As they are walking home the first man says, “You know, I think my girl was dead!”
“Dead?” says his friend, “why do you say that?”
“Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time i was loving her.”
His friend says, “Could be worse, I think mine was a witch.”
“A witch??! Why the hell would you say that?”
“Well, I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck, and I gave her a little bite, then she farted and flew out the window… Took my teeth with her!”
(14 votes, average: 3.29 out of 5)
hahahahahahaha….
:D 
:D 
she was a Witch and farted too!!! hahahahaha
too much bau…
jai gurudev
Dirty indeed!!!
Not a good joke …
just picture it in your head
and you will see why i laughed for a fw minutes, out loud! 
LOL
Witch was awesome lol…
Laugh out loud! OMG! Funny as heck!
@ Pothi, @ Vinay
Totally hilarious man.. Just picture it in your head, like Bau’s said.. you’ll know why’re missing out on the laughter!
And come on.. stop being dumb!
Laugh! 
Hey!
It is indeed something to laugh out very loud!!! Haha!!!
No offense indented in my previous comment.
Jai guru dev!
that was horribly dirty…
hahahahahahaha….
:D 
:D 
she was a Witch and farted too!!! hahahahaha
too much bau…
jai gurudev
lmaooo………:)
Funny!
hahahaha…!! omg..!!lol.. hogya hai yeh toh… lmao..!
exactly Bau..I laughed for a few minutes..LOL..this is mad!
Love
Bau did not find it that funny either…:)
or found it funny that i did not find it funny
JGD
Kumar
bauu y nt written anything about antarnaad and yes+?
Some thing about Drunk Old men that makes it dirtier than it already is ! hahaha..Good one. I would have been laughing on the floor If you had said it with your Intonations.
Bau… Its amazing… ekdum jhakaas & bindaas. good sense of humour. JGD
Haha…. Dumb old men…..
hey…my dear Bawu wat was funny abt tht…….ah nevermind…jgd
Omg bau !!! my stomach is paining
..its sooo funny 
\\Took my teeth with her …
:) 
I cant stop laughing
Moral of the joke : Keep your windows closed …
or perhaps dont bite..as ignorance would be bliss:)))
nycc 1 ya !!
farted and flew just try to frame this picture… and i laughed loud,that too, all alone.
hahahaha!
hehehe!!
ha ha ha too good …took my teeth!!! :)) :)):))
Cant stop laughing..
hahahah!!!
:P
please dont mention that happns at a brothel ‘lov making’…it wud diffuse thousands of perceptions in a society which hesitates to open up on sex related matters
arya
I guess I am in a phase of life or something, That I did not understand the joke one bit. Din’t even bring a smile. And then seeing so many people did I feel so out of place…
Something is wrong. How do I figure it out ..But i ll keep trying to smile at the small things in life… ( i thot i might add..that i m not part of the program but trying to learn what is done that makes all the difference..) i know this sounds a bit incoherent
dont bother … many people cannot understand my utterly twisted sense of humour sometimes
I could understand taking the teeth (witch!) but never thought a witch can fart too!
TOOO gooddddd!!!!!!!1
cant stop laughingg!!!!!!!!
toooduuuu wat else to say!!!
hahahahahahahaaaa………. can not stop laughing ….. how that old fellow is going to know that he was making love with non other than ballon or doll ….