Nov 4
Is your dad home?
A farmer got in his truck and drove to a neighbouring farm and knocked at the farmhouse door.
A young boy, about nine, opened the door.
“Is your Dad home”? the farmer asked.
“Sorry mate, he isn’t” the boy replied. “He went into town.”
“Well,” said the farmer, “Is your mum here”?
“No, sir, she’s not here either. She went into town with Dad.”
“How about your brother, Greg? Is he here”?
“He went with Mum and Dad.”
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to theother and mumbling to himself.
“Is there anything I can do for ya”? the boy asked politely. “I know where all the tools are if you want to borrow one. Or maybe, I could take a message for Dad.”
“Well,” said the farmer uncomfortably, “I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It’s about your brother Greg getting my daughter pregnant.”
The boy considered for a moment.
“You’d have to talk to Dad about that,” he finally conceded.
“If it helps you any, I know that Dad charges $200 for the bull and $150 for the pig, but I really don’t know how much he gets for Greg.”
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ha ha ha…;-)
Good one…
ah, the innocence of the child ! cute
confidence at its height..!!!
Sick joke. The stone one was way better than this crappy piece of “beep”.
Too smart ..!
He (9 year old) would start charging $500 from now, for all those who report it..
may be $175….. LOL.
haha
I also heard a joke today:
Daddy Mosquito asks his son : “Son! How was your first experience of flying?”
Moquito: It was really nice papa, people were even clapping for me!”
ROFL
HAHAHA nice one:))))
Muahahaha …
So cute yet hilarious!!
Jai Gurudev!
Hilllaaarrriiiooouuusss!!!! I cant stop laughing and that too, all alone, the passer by suspects I m laughing at him.
HAHAHAHAHAHA……
Love
jai gurudev
minnie
I think its high time you include the rolling with laughter smileys to the blog..hehehehehe
Love
jai gurudev
minnie
This is so cute!!
The boy replies with a smille “Sir, Greg may be too costly, perhaps you may afford his younger brother”.
yuck
HERE’S ONE FOR YOU!:D:D
NEIL ARMSTRONG HAD A SECRET
ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON.
HIS FIRST WORDS AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON, ‘THAT’S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND,’ WERE TELEVISED TO EARTH AND HEARD BY MILLIONS.
BUT JUST BEFORE HE REENTERED THE LANDER, HE MADE THE ENIGMATIC REMARK ‘GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY.’
MANY PEOPLE AT NASA THOUGH IT WAS A CASUAL REMARK CONCERNING SOME RIVAL SOVIET COSMONAUT.
HOWEVER, UPON CHECKING, THERE WAS NO GORSKY IN EITHER THE RUSSIAN OR AMERICAN SPACE PROGRAMS.
OVER THE YEARS MANY PEOPLE QUESTIONED ARMSTRONG AS TO WHAT THE ‘GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY…’ STATEMENT MEANT, BUT ARMSTRONG ALWAYS JUST SMILED.
ON JULY 5, 1995, IN TAMPA BAY, FLORIDA , WHILE ANSWERING QUESTIONS FOLLOWING A SPEECH, A REPORTER BROUGHT UP THE 26- YEAR-OLD QUESTION TO ARMSTRONG.
THIS TIME HE FINALLY RESPONDED.
MR. GORSKY HAD DIED, SO NEIL ARMSTRONG FELT HE COULD NOW ANSWER THE QUESTION.
IN 1938, WHEN HE WAS A KID IN A SMALL MID-WEST TOWN , HE WAS PLAYING BASEBALL WITH A FRIEND IN THE BACKYARD. HIS FRIEND HIT THE BALL, WHICH LANDED IN HIS NEIGHBOR’S YARD BY THEIR BEDROOM WINDOW.
HIS NEIGHBORS WERE MR. AND MRS. GORSKY.
AS HE LEANED DOWN TO PICK UP THE BALL, YOUNG ARMSTRONG HEARD MRS. GORSKY SHOUTING AT MR. GORSKY.
‘SEX! YOU WANT SEX?! YOU’LL GET SEX WHEN THE KID NEXT DOOR WALKS ON THE MOON!’
ROFL
ha ha.
Perhaps Mr. Gorsky got oppurtunity in the heaven on July 20, 1969.
hahahahahaha ROFL
hahahhahahah ,super funny, can’t stop laughing, hehehhahahhaheheh
LoL
ROFL..
That’s A good one bau.. Wonder where you get all these Jokes.. 
anyways.. its nice to read it on your blog than anywhere else!! 
JGD!
6 Truths of Life
1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it.
3. And discover that #1 is a lie.
4. You’re smiling now because you’re an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.
I apologize about this .
But I’m an idiot and I needed company…
You now have 2 options….delete it or send it along to put a smile on
someone else’s face today! Please don’t forget the first idiot that sent
it to you!
OK, idiot.
where did u get this joke from, bawa ? did u compose it ? because it very much looks your style …..
@ akshay : fantastic one !!!
Unfortunately i cant claim it … someone had sent it to me and i laughed out quite loud. so i put it there
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hey bawa
that was a very cool joke
oh man that was so good
jai gurudev
only i can say is…it’s totally zakkaaaas!!
Joke was Superb.. ha ha ha..
And well Jui it sems u r a member of
Anand Zhakaasssss RaJendran DSN Club.
hahahaha!!!!
mast hai!
Awesome! Am ripping it.
gawd………bawa………what happened to u……….the content and level of ur writing came down so drastically……….why posting such cheap mails/jokes…….
get well soon man……..
hey, i like the joke ok?
so i put it there