Jun 23

Oral Orgasm

Relax, it’s a recipe ok?! πŸ™‚

This is a spin off on the Banoffee Pie recipe and also takes some time to prepare, so plan in advance. It gives serious competition to Banoffee pie as my favourite dessert, and it doesn’t have as much sugar as Banoffee pie does. And it doesn’t require the toffee, so you don’t need to boil the tin of condensed milk either. I made it for Virat’s Birthday.

You will need:

4 tablespoons of finely ground crystal sugar (we call it mishri, just whirl a few small pieces of mishri in a grinder)

1 small ripe pineapple diced

3 ripe apples washed and diced, don’t bother peeling

3-4 ripe Alphonso mangoes pulped, you will need a small bowl full

1 ripe Alphonso mango, thinly sliced for decoration

3 packets of any biscuit that you like, we used the honey oatmeal from CafΓ© Coffee day (something with ginger in it will be v nice too)

500 ml of whipping cream

About 3-5 tablespoons of melted butter

8-20 walnuts chopped coarsely

Crush the biscuits into a rough powder. Put the biscuit powder in a bowl and add the melted butter to it. Thoroughly stir in the butter.

Grease a baking tray with butter and add the biscuit powder and press in firmly. Put this in the fridge to chill for about 10-15 minutes at least.

Melt 2 tablespoons of butter in a frying pan and add the apple and pineapple pieces and cook on low flame for about 10-15 minutes until most of the moisture has evaporated, and the fruit mixture is tender. You may optionally add a tablespoon of powdered organic sugar to this as well if you wish. Let this cool for a bit. Remove the baking tray from the fridge and spread this (somewhat cooled) fruit mixture evenly on the biscuit base. Return the tray to the fridge for another 15 minutes.

If you have not yet pulped the mangoes, do it now. Also whip the cream till it forms soft peaks. Thoroughly stir in 3-5 tablespoons of the whipped cream into the mango pulp.

Bring out your tray from the fridge and carefully spread the mango cream onto the fruit layer. Return the tray to the fridge.

Continue whipping the remaining cream until it forms stiff peaks. Next, with a spatula, spread a thick, generous amount of the stiffly whipped cream onto the fruit and mango cream layers.Β  If possible, do this step in a cool place. The cream layer should be little over 1 inch thick. Smoothen out the cream layer with a spatula. Sprinkle finely chopped walnuts onto the cream, or decorate with thinly sliced mangoes. Chill in the fridge for at least another 20 minutes, preferably an hour, more is better.

Carefully spread the stiffly whipped cream onto the mango cream layer

Carefully spread the stiffly whipped cream onto the mango cream layer

While Serving, cut carefully into generous pieces, and eat with relish… You will definitely need to add a few more rounds of Suryanamaskars and some vigourous jogging to your schedule for the next week or so! πŸ™‚

Jai Gurudeva!

ps When mangoes are out of season, then use (preferably) unsweetened mango pulp for making the mango cream. Or you could replace the mango cream layer with a jam layer. Add a teaspoon of butter to a frying pan and melt. Add to this 10 tablespoons of jam. I use an entire bottle of St. Dalfours jam. After much experimenting, i have settled for either mango and pineapple jam, apricot jam, strawberry jam or raspberryΒ  jam for this dessert. Cook the jam until it liquefies, you may need to add 1-4 tablespoons of water. Then add this liquid jam to the fruit mixture instead of the mango cream layer. It tastes phenomenal!

pps When rohit had his first bite of this scrumptious dessert, he closed his eyes reverentially, moaned and said this is like oral orgasm πŸ™‚

7 minutes later...

7 minutes later...

9 minutes later, there was no cream left either πŸ™‚

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)


34 Responses to “Oral Orgasm”

  1. jayesh says:


  2. Juhi says:

    i just made the pie ! it was delicious πŸ˜€

  3. hari says:

    arey bhai saab… whatever you gain from not eating meat you will loose with this sugar and cream πŸ™‚
    as for poisioning the env… ur cars, 747’s, huge buildings will do the deed. so I guess you have a lot of cleaning up to do πŸ˜‰

    • Bawa says:

      Please don’t tell me that you seriously cannot see the difference between 2 tablespoons of sugar and 300 gms of cream and million upon millions of dead animals… and for the record, we have one car which we rarely use, don’t own or even ever intend to own 747’s and the buildings that are there on the Ashram are mainly used for meditation which actually clear the environment … and i dont understand what you meany by “you have a lot fo cleaning up to do” … you not from this planet?!
      Jai Gurudeva!

      • Archith says:

        Just as you would consume just 300 gm of cream and 2 table spoons of sugar, any non-veg eater himself/herself wont eat those ‘millions upon millions of dead animals’. When you make a comparison, please make a fair one.

        • Bawa says:

          PLEASE do your research before commenting on a comment of mine
          I have mentioned this soooo many times… as a non veg eater, you are contributing BIG time at every meal to the rape of planet Earth. You are part of causing climate change … read up previous posts on the subject and browse some websites.

    • hari says:

      archith and bawa chill… i was just pulling bawa’s leg.
      to each his own… om shanti shanti shanti om πŸ™‚

  4. Abhijit says:

    hahahaha…..lol nice title πŸ˜€

  5. Abhilash says:

    Hey Bau,
    Like the title. Never tried a Mangofee pie but I DID make a baked Chocolate Caramel Turtle Cheesecake with real Philly Cream Cheese, Caramel, Pecans, Oreos and Cocoa and Boy is it good! Please come and help me finish it. It is too rich and too sinful!

  6. sudha says:

    Dear Sir,

    mouth watering recipe i will definitely do it weekend and surprise my mom

    Thanks a lot


  7. komal says:

    oh boy…… bau, two yummy rich recipes yummmmmmmm and the other day we had some yummy mushrooms in tomato sauce with leeks in ur kitchen can u please please put up that recipe tooo if its not any trouble…..have fun in pune.. JGD…

  8. danno says:

    sounds yumm bau…

    awesome reply to the hari guys comment..on face…cool

    lov u bau..

  9. Richik says:

    Mouth watering and yummy bawa!!!! πŸ™‚ I’m waiting for the story of how you became an advanced teacher.. I miss Guruji!! and I so miss the ashram.. Love you guys!!

  10. vini says:

    Loved the last sentence reply u gave to Hari Saab!!! Bau what a treat for Viraat, if it was so lovely treat just seeing it in picture…
    Love u bau.
    jai guru dev

  11. Gauri Jinu says:

    Bawu ,

    Your title gave me an uncomfortable shock.
    thought of sharing this with you…
    It seems you love giving such shocks….
    for people like me it becomes a bit difficult to digest…

    • Bawa says:

      Your problem πŸ™‚
      Deal with it
      Jai Gurudeva!

      • JBD says:

        hey bawa, what if we give you uncomfortable shocks? that will be your problem, right?
        could not cook the recipe, so fatasized abt it and masterbated.
        feeling relieved, thanks bawa, jai bawa dev.

        • Bawa says:

          The word you want to use is fantasize, not fatasize… though with the calories in this dessert maybe fatasize is the right word πŸ™‚
          And you DID not cook it, not could not cook it
          and there is no such thing as masterbation, only masturbation
          You are right though, i am shocked at the way you spell and your use of language … which school did you go to?
          Jai Gurudeva!
          ps you have some pretty queer tastes if seeing and reading about a mango cream pie with a funny name can make you end up with a hot puddle in your pants πŸ™‚

      • Abhilash says:


  12. Angha says:

    Its so yummy that virat,upasana and me licked the container. and the impression was so deep that I dream about it.The name is so appropriate…. My mouth is still watering…

  13. Parth says:

    Mango Mango Mango…..I love mangoes…:)
    Finally i got it from you.yepeeeee

  14. Bhaskar says:

    What a title! was a li’l dissappointed to know it was only a recipe πŸ˜› (i’m kidding, actually i was relieved to know that it was only a recipe :D)

  15. Vishal says:

    I was just drinking water as this page opened and i actually spluttered looking at the subject .. πŸ™‚

    thank heavens no damage to the lappy keyboard .. πŸ˜›

    jai gurudev


  16. Anshika says:

    Superb! I mean the title said it all !

  17. Jitu says:

    bau, I m not a great cook. You keep on posting some sweets,desserts and some difficult stuff. Why dont you give us some quick to make good healthy breakfast reciepes.

  18. Raj says:

    Bawa, we want more such recipies.. with more explicit names…
    there is a whole vocab out there…
    thanks loads…

  19. meow says:

    oral orgasm waz a pleasure to do..heheheheheheh

  20. Mamta says:

    Hey Bau…this is superb..hahahauu .U knw there is a link to ur blog on artofliving.org if u click 4 YES!+ info.I just happened to visit and clicked on to the link…and what i see was Oral Orgasm.i blasted laughing ,I was like what an intro 4 yes!+ 4 a random no aol person …. he he

  21. Mary R says:

    This reminds me of a cake I tried once with a similar name. I think it had peaches or pineapple instead of mango and there was a layer of yellow cake beneath it. I will try your version!

  22. Swati Arora says:

    Mouth watering!!want to make it and have it really soon! πŸ™‚

  23. :D says:

    OMG..you are perfect husband material…

    Will you marry me.

    Jai GuruDev

  24. Elsa Grady says:

    Man cannot live by chocolate alone… but it is fun trying. Thanks for the great post!

Leave a Reply


    • 1
    • 4
    • 5
    • 2017 (17)
    • 2016 (5)
    • 2015 (26)
    • 2014 (24)
    • 2013 (7)
    • 2012 (9)
    • 2011 (37)
    • 2010 (107)
    • 2009 (163)
    • 2008 (278)