Aug 26

Some Fun

I came across these and couldn’t resist sharing them with you 🙂

Home is the place where you can scratch any place you itch.

Don’t be so humble. You are not that great!

Don’t pay any attention to the critics. Don’t even ignore them.

Night watchmen in horror movies have a life expectancy of about 12 seconds.

These are the good old days. Just you wait and see!

When I hear someone sigh and say, “life is hard”, I say, “compared to what?!”

Etiquette is knowing how to yawn with your mouth closed.

You have to admire her. She hides her lack of talent so well.

I had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.

Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren’t.

I am absolutely certain that there is no life on Mars. It’s not listed on my daughter’s phone bill!

I have a large sea shell collection which I keep scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you have seen it?

When I dance, people think I am looking for my keys.

Jai Gurudeva!



1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (No Ratings Yet)

22 Responses to “Some Fun”

  1. Sakshi says:

    Really Nice Bawa…. Thanks for sharing…

    Jai Gurudeva!

  2. Sonia says:

    Great Bau! Nice ones really!

    This inspired -‘ These are the good ol’ days…….just you wait and see!” This struck hard – “Life is hard” – “compared to what???” Actually!
    Have managed the ‘etiquette’ on quite a few occasions 🙂
    “Sea shell collection” “spread out on beaches world over” ….. the Creator’s hobby :))

    Thanks! Jai Gurudev!

    P.S. [Wishing Dinesh Da a speeeedddyyyyyyyyy recovery once again…………Get Well Soooonnnn!]


  3. anjali says:

    toooooooooo gud…extremenly fresh.. 😀

  4. prateek says:

    simplyy hilariouss 😀
    awesome BAU

  5. Sameer Sathe says:

    Whats this?? Full of fun yaar.. :):)…nice to see you bau again in jovial mood :)….nice nice nice !!!!!!!! 🙂

  6. hamsa says:

    Jgd, laughed ‘n laughed ! thx! love

  7. Siddheshwar says:

    hahahahaha…..the etiquette one….
    nice sharing…

  8. Dattaraj says:


  9. gauri says:

    the one about being a lady had me rolling on the floor 🙂

  10. Anuj Kumbhat says:

    My body is unhappy with all the bad choices I make . . It’s like we’re married. ( Courtesy : FUNNYONELINERS )

    I used to be quite good at wordplay. Once a pun a time. ( Courtesy : OLDFUNNYJOKER )

    Sorry, there is a lack of original jokes from my side. 😀

  11. Krishan says:

    haha really cool!

    when i dance people think im looking for my keys…

    jus luvd it!

  12. richa says:

    lolz….. 🙂

  13. Kapil says:

    Very witty enjoyed reading

  14. Arun says:

    “I have a large sea shell collection which I keep scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you have seen it?” … I really was tickled by this one. Thanks Bawa.

  15. Shilpa says:

    Good one(s)!

  16. nupur says:

    loved it !!!!…

  17. Monika says:

    very funny..enjoyed it. 🙂

  18. varun goel says:

    nice ones bawa!!!
    praying for a fast recovery for dinesh bhaiya..
    jai gurudev

  19. Anshul Garg says:

    I love you bawa and dinesh 🙂

  20. Anitha says:

    Jai guru dev Bau..awesome..I just loved each and every word u wrote!!looking at a particular point from a diff perspective….Woaaaaaa!!Mind blowing!!

  21. This one is hilarious!!!hahahaha

  22. Ajaypamta says:


Leave a Reply


    • 1
    • 4
    • 5
    • 2017 (17)
    • 2016 (5)
    • 2015 (26)
    • 2014 (24)
    • 2013 (7)
    • 2012 (9)
    • 2011 (37)
    • 2010 (107)
    • 2009 (163)
    • 2008 (278)