Nov 30

Swami and Rishi

Q> Whats the difference between a Swami and a Rishi?

A> A Rishi is a married Swami. A Swami has only a “mi”, a Rishi come with a “Shi” :)

Jai Gurudeva!

love

bawa


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48 Responses to “Swami and Rishi”

  1. Saurabh says:
    November 30, 2009 at 4:35 pm

    Lol … Cool One….

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  2. Brajesh says:
    November 30, 2009 at 6:13 pm

    Superb, this question was there in my mind for some time now.
    Thanks for this (also) :)

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  3. shreya says:
    November 30, 2009 at 6:28 pm

    too good! :) :)

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  4. Aparna says:
    November 30, 2009 at 6:42 pm

    he he eh.. A.W.E.S.O.M.E!! bAU !! SUPER C.O.O.O.O.O.O.L!

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  5. stella says:
    November 30, 2009 at 7:49 pm

    What abt maharishi mahesh yogi. He did not marry.

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  6. Sandeep Vaswani says:
    November 30, 2009 at 8:05 pm

    Hi Bau….. Awesomme

    Heard this before from Rishi Nityapragya ji… Went into a cyclone of laughter :)

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  7. Ramakrishnan says:
    November 30, 2009 at 8:15 pm

    Good one, Bau…:)

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  8. Prakirtee says:
    November 30, 2009 at 8:55 pm

    hahahhahahahhahaa!!!! :D

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  9. Vinod says:
    November 30, 2009 at 9:06 pm

    It’s that simple!
    It seems Swami can still become a Rishi if he gets married, but Rishi is always a Rishi.;-D

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  10. Parul says:
    November 30, 2009 at 10:36 pm

    haha hehe good one!!!!! luv u bau

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  11. Archit says:
    November 30, 2009 at 11:02 pm

    Hahahahahah! Damn neat!

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  13. sukirat says:
    November 30, 2009 at 11:38 pm

    was unable to ndrstand it
    plz xplain d meaning

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  14. Baljinder says:
    December 1, 2009 at 12:17 am

    So then what is a female swami or rishi called?

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  15. Neelesh says:
    December 1, 2009 at 9:08 am

    Really Hilarious

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  16. Harshawardhan says:
    December 1, 2009 at 9:56 am

    Ha ha ha LOL… :-)
    So, can we assume that any AOL teacher whose name is “Rishi XXX” is married ?

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  17. Vishu Khandelwal says:
    December 1, 2009 at 10:48 am

    hahahahahahahah :D

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  18. Meghana says:
    December 1, 2009 at 11:42 am

    wow Bau Superb

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  19. Jay says:
    December 1, 2009 at 12:03 pm

    never heard it put that way bau, too good!! :)

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  20. Suman says:
    December 1, 2009 at 1:56 pm

    Wow! You have made the words self explanatory! :-)

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  21. prasanna says:
    December 1, 2009 at 2:17 pm

    bao honestly bad pj… :)

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  22. Ank says:
    December 1, 2009 at 3:18 pm

    vikram bhaiya’s joke right?

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  23. Pooja says:
    December 1, 2009 at 4:53 pm

    hahahahhah……toooooo good!!!

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  24. gurr.. says:
    December 1, 2009 at 8:07 pm

    baauuu..i love you…!!coz’ you are supa-dupa cool…!!!

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    December 1, 2009 at 9:47 pm

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    –Jai GuruDeva!!!

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  26. Sriram says:
    December 2, 2009 at 9:19 am

    How come you dont have a ‘Swami’ name yet? :) Or do you plan to become a Rishi? :)

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    • Bawa says:
      December 2, 2009 at 12:46 pm

      I dont think i need repackaging just yet … anyways i have gone from Khurshed to Bawa to Bau for many :)

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      • Aparna says:
        December 2, 2009 at 4:23 pm

        Oh Yae.. :)

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      • Murtaza says:
        December 2, 2009 at 7:15 pm

        I have often wondered what BAU means, so i googled it up and here are some answers:

        business-as-usual

        Bangladesh Agricultural University

        Bau Island, an island in Fiji

        Behavioral Analysis Unit

        The word Bau itself means snuff (norwegian/swedish: snus), which is tobacco you put in your upper lip.

        BAU - Bissau Airlines

        As you can see i have a lot of time on my hands, and as they say empty mind is a devils workshop, or a meditator’s delight :) (i prefer the latter), Bawa, did you intentionally leave out the s after come in your sentence describing Rishi? :)

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  27. snehanshu says:
    December 2, 2009 at 10:49 am

    awesome bawa …
    that was a cool one

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  28. sai says:
    December 2, 2009 at 5:13 pm

    oooo Bau…………………………………….. hahahahahahahahaaha….lol

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  29. Vivek says:
    December 2, 2009 at 9:24 pm

    Hi bawa, i seen you many times in banglore ashram , mumbai……….YOur blog is jst awesome…wen ever i feel bad … i jst simply browse your blog & read guruji knowledge which you share thru ur blog…………………………bless me so that i can also got ur type of thinking ,mindset

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  30. aditi rawat says:
    December 2, 2009 at 10:47 pm

    H I L A R I O U S ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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  31. deepak says:
    December 3, 2009 at 2:37 pm

    love it!.. lol..

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  32. ram says:
    December 5, 2009 at 4:37 pm

    Fantastic one.

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  33. Janki says:
    December 7, 2009 at 10:41 am

    Yup….it so true.cool one bau and aptly one lined in you style…jgd

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  34. Varsha says:
    December 17, 2009 at 4:39 pm

    hey i always wondered abt this.
    even i asked this question to Swami Aanand (sahaj teacher)
    in AOL why all males r Swami n Rishi ?
    i never heard of any Female Swamini or Female Rishi…

    then He replied me, ” Ab tak Gurujiki najar tum par padi nahi”.

    joke apart, but i’m intrested to know this…
    can u put on some light.

    JAy gurudev !

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  35. hieda says:
    December 20, 2009 at 7:38 am

    So a swami can become a rishi? isn’t he supposed to stay a swami?

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  36. Vihal says:
    January 30, 2010 at 10:46 am

    Nice 1 Bau….Rishi has only 1 person to say him Swami..(his wife)(remember old mythological movies)…But Swami has everyone saying him Swami….

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