Feb 1
The Mum Test
This one is too nice to resist 
A big thanks to Shivani from Melbourne who digs up the bestest and most obscure little pieces for all of us to read…
Jai Gurudeva!
love
bawa
I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter.
She picked up something off of the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.
‘Why?’ my daughter asked. ‘Because it’s been on the ground; you don’t know where it’s been, it’s dirty, and probably has germs,’ I replied.
Mums know!
At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked,’Mum, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart.’
I was thinking quickly and replied, ‘All mums know this stuff. It’s on the Mum Test. You have to know it, or they don’t let you be a Mum.’
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.
‘Ohhhh… I get it!’ she beamed, ‘So if you don’t pass the test you have to be the dad.’
‘Exactly,’ I replied with a big smile on my face.
(17 votes, average: 4.65 out of 5)
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Haha
Jai guru dev!
So Sweet & Pure.. Good one…
Thanks Joygurudev
Good One, really nice, its funny but rather mild than the other jokes
hahahaha… so true ;D
This is a nice one… Thanks for posting .. jai gurudeva
The dad learnt the managerial skill of delegating the responsibility to the mom
Where do you get the pics from?.. they are just too good
lollllssss….very suhweeet…:)
too good
HAHA! love it… thanks for posting
Yeah…. Mums do know lot of things….;-)
Good one Shivani …..:-)
This is so cute n funny !!!
hehe!!
gd one funny at th same tm true in most cases!!!!!! thnku.jgd
mums of course, must have failed the dad’s test
Punith agree there…mums will always choose to fail the dad test. in order to be to be mums.. they will never ever want to be dads..
Exactly !
Thats so cute… and so very true
Such a cute post…so witty yet so innocent..lovely…
Jai Gurudev…
aaawwwww…
such a cute post… and a cute photo too….
Jai Gurudeva!
Sho Shweet
Mums rock…
Jai Gurdeva.
ha ha ha ……….
Very Cute…..
Jai GuruDev!
Sakshi
woww! thats so swetttt
hehe … simple, funny and cute
haha…good one…good that dad didn’t hear…lol…
JGD
Kumar
Girl power!!
ha ha ha….so cute….this made my day!
thanks for posting!
Hahahaha ! Toooo cute Bauuuu!
Gossssh ..that was chho chho chweet,funnny n innocent.
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Thanks for posting it bau.
It made me remember that baby powder add “Hai na papa buddhu
P.s :Btw The girl made sense
(sorry guys 
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Too cute one to resist….really…child are so pure and innocent and have so much faith…thats why Guruji asks us all to be like childs….
hehehehe..:)
jai gur dev
really cute
HAHAHAHA….
thats so so cute…………… oooooooo
ha ha ha…well said girl !
rofl
next part . . . mom meets kazam
http://anjananvivek.blogspot.com/2010/01/brilliant-joke-enjoy.html
And they say, that women’s sense of humor is slow in comparison to a man.
This one is too good.
i find myself so comfortable in doing seva and getting myself involved in all the works of AOL, but i can not make a decision that whether i should go on continuing for the preparations for CAT or not since i like corporate world but i am extremely afraid. i went for the coaching classes, i was enjoying the preparations but when it came to the GD/PI it was asked to snatch the chance to express our points in the highest of the decibels. during the class of 2 hours i was sitting dumbstruck despite of having points to say i couldn’t. my heart was beating very fastly during the whole class and i turned very upset because of my pathetic performance and was weeping after it . i don’t know where i am wrong but yes i don’t want to get in that situation any more.
JGD
you dont have to shout to make a point
anyone who is rude and shouts will definitely not get the job
CAT is a good idea if you plan to get into an IIM or XLRI … most other b schools in the country are not worth it
in a GD … calmly stating some things or just summing up in the end will get you much more points than needlessly shouting
mum’s always seem to know these things that other ppl usually dont. its funny!
A man and a woman, who had never met before, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two were tired fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 2:00 AM, he leaned over and gently wakes the woman, saying, “Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be kind enough to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.”
“I have a better idea,” she replied. “Just for tonight, why don’t we
pretend that we’re married?” “Wow! That’s a great idea!!” he is excited.
And she says : “Get up and take it yourself”
lolzzzzzzzzz
so true….
Thats a real sweet post Bau……………….
jgd !!! Its refreshingly Cool!!!!! really cute
jgd
heehee… priceless!
HA HA HA…
Too Good…
JGD
ha ha ha … thats sweet …
lolz….guys learn to take a joke for once!
Not so funny actually. A tad lame. Will laugh anyways. Haha.
Bawa,
We need one big post on gyaan. Please!
I eagerly look forward every Thursday for your blog.
The jokes are lovely and fun, but cannot pass for a weekly contribution
Consider all the hungry and poor souls across the globe
kids always want to know why? Intelligent answer by mom which is true.
Whoa Whoa whoa!! – dad bashing!! Not cool. Take a break boys.
Air-support is here.
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A comment about the post
‘My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, “You’re tearing up the grass.” “We’re not raising grass,” Dad would reply, “We’re raising boys.”‘ – Harmon Killebrew
Dads are awesome. \m/
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@Kasturi Shinde: LOL. It’s an ad formula that’s guaranteed success!
But remember Dhara Health’s campaign too – “My daddy stroooon-gest!”
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Having said all that though, “Paa” was all about Maa, and Theodore Hesburgh has rightly said – “The most important thing that a father can do for his children is to love their mother.”
Mothers are awesome.
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But don’t forget – the children make a man a father, and a woman a mother. So, the children are awesome too.
dis is really a gud 1…..lolz…:)
ha ha ha…………..Soooo Sweet
niceeeee….:D
ha ha ha…………….:-))))))))))
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hahahah shezzz so cute